It’s my party and I’ll watch Molly Ringwald if I want to! Yes that’s right, I’m turning 30-something this week, so why not give myself a boost by watching the story of maybe the worst birthday ever. No matter what happens on my big day- traffic, the restaurant losing my reservation, my DQ Ice Cream Cake melting on the way home- at least a geek isn’t walking around with my underwear in his back pocket.
Sixteen Candles (DVD/Download) was the John Hughes film that started it all. So much 80’s teen angst, wrapped up in one pretty redhead named Molly Ringwald. Her character Samantha endures a famously forgotten sweet-sixteen, while struggling with a massive crush on high school heartthrob Jake Ryan. Oh and her grandparents saddle her with a foreign exchange student at the school dance. And a geeky guy convinces her to part with her underwear (before randomly mixing a dry martini?!). There are racist and sexist jokes, and alarmingly old-fashioned views on date rape, but we somehow forgive all this. We forgive it for the idea that the unobtainable crush is crushing right back.
Eventually Samantha does get her birthday cake, in the very best way possible. To celebrate her birthday, and mine, while watching Sixteen Candles I recommend drinking a Birthday Cake Martini.
Birthday Cake Martini
3 oz Cake-flavored vodka
1.5 oz White Chocolate Liqueur
2 oz Half-and-Half
2 oz Amaretto
Combine vodka, liqueur, amaretto, and half-and-half in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake until cold, then strain into chilled glass. Top with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.
I’m fortunate that my birthday has never been forgotten, though any kid with a summer birthday can tell you that out-of-school-season parties are sparsely attended (particularly in the days before Evites). But in Sixteen Candles, Molly Ringwald only needs one great guy to make her birthday special. And at 33, I can say the same. Cheers!