1. Answering Machines
Hands up if you ever felt that wave of disappointment when the blinking light yielded just one “Hi, it’s Grandma” message.
2. Wallet Chains
3. Swing Music
Admit it, you had a Big Bad Voodoo Daddy CD in your collection. But just one.
4. Grainy Video Games
How did we even see what was happening?? A Sixth-Sega Sense?
5. The Club
Honestly, this thing did a pretty good job of protecting our crappy Toyota Corolla on the mean streets of Washington DC. However it did nothing to prevent my Bill Withers CD from being stolen.